Robert Lund has done it again. This video montage ia a parody of Nena’s “99 Luftballons” (99 Red Balloons), which I am sure you all know. Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion.
Can you think of any other names for boobs? Or maybe you even have a nickname. Go on, let me in on your secret.
40-ish…………………………49
Adventurous…………………Slept with all your friends
Athletic……………………….No boobs
Average looking……………..Ugly
Beautiful………………………Pathological liar
Contagious Smile…………….Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure…………..On medication
Feminist……………………….Fat
Free spirit……………………..Junkie
Friendship first……………….Former slut
Fun…………………………….Annoying
Gentle…………………………Dull
New Age………………………Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded…………………Desperate
Outgoing………………………Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate……………………Sloppy drunk
Poet……………………………Depressive
Professional…………………..Bitch
Romantic………………………Frigid
Voluptuous……………………Very Fat
Large frame…………………..Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate…………….Stalker
Widow…………………………Murderer
Dick Masterson. What can i say? This guy is outrages - hillarious - funny. You just got to laugh about ‘Dick’s website.
Does he sound a little bitter? But what do I know? I am only a woman after all. Anyway, watch the video and do NOT swear when you hear his ‘respectful’ words towards us lovely, gorgeous, perfect in every way women. ENJOY and have a laugh!
MEN ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
Views: 878,604 at the time of my posting.
And if you REALLY want to know it, here is the link to his book:
Let me know if it mentions WHY he says men are better than women.
Researchers found that people laugh 6 times more when they are with another person and 30 times more when they are in a group. It is unfortunate really that people laugh more in a group setting than with just one other person.
Females laugh 125% more than males. What is the matter with you guys?
In relationships laughter declines noticeably as we age.
Laughter is vital, even more so when a relationship has ‘cooled off’ a little.
Laughter establishes a positive emotional state between couples who enjoy each others company.
But these days there are also married couples who no longer ’make’ their own laughter. Sad but true, they rely on a TV programme to get most of their laughter. Have you ever noticed when you go to a restaurant that it is usually the married couples who are the once not talking to each other.
I am sure that we have all browsed through personal ads before. Well, I have and I have noticed that more than 85% of women look for a partner with a “good sense of humour”. It seems to be on top of the list as an important ‘quality’ to have. SENSE OF HUMOUR!Very desirable!
Laughter is what we need the most
Laughter gives you pleasure
Laughter gives you enjoyable social aspects
Laughter can subdue Anger
Laughter is a stress-reliever
Laughter helps with anxiety
Laughter makes you feel good
Laughter can bring peace
Laughter facilitates intimacy
Laughter plays a big part in ‘mating’
Laughter is the key to life….
Smile and the World smiles with you! Laughter is contagious, you should try it more often
This is a posting for the few who may ‘claim’ they have not seen this “Agent Provocateur” lingerie commercial before. Apparently it is banned. I don’t see why? Personally I find it very sexy.
I just have one question… the men in the audience can’t stand up… hmmm? Were they bored and gone to sleep??
Here is a list of how to say “I Love You” in different languages. Of course, there must be more ways, so feel free to add to the list.
Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief
Albanian - Te dua
Arabic - Ana behibak (to a male)
Arabic - Ana behibek (to a female)
Armenian - Yes kez sirumen
Bambara - M’bi fe
Bangla - Aamee tuma ke bhalo aashi
Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu
Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo
Bulgarian - Obicham te
Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah
Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a
Catalan - T’estimo
Cherokee - Tsi ge yu i
Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse
Chichewa - Ndimakukonda
Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to a male)
Creol - Mi aime jou
Croatian - Volim te
Czech - Miluji te
Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig
Dutch - Ik hou van jou
English - I love you
Esperanto - Mi amas vin
Estonian - Ma armastan sind
Ethiopian - Afgreki’
Faroese - Eg elski teg
Farsi - Doset daram
Filipino - Mahal kita
Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua
French - Je t’aime, Je t’adore
Frisian - Ik hâld fan dy
Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort
Georgian - Mikvarhar
German - Ich liebe dich
Greek - S’agapo
Gujarati - Hoo thunay prem karoo choo
Hiligaynon - Palangga ko ikaw
Hawaiian - Aloha Au Ia`oe
Hebrew - Ani ohev otah (to a female)
Hebrew - Ani ohev et otha (to a male)
Hiligaynon - Guina higugma ko ikaw
Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae
Hmong - Kuv hlub koj
Hopi - Nu’ umi unangwa’ta
Hungarian - Szeretlek
Icelandic - Eg elska tig
Ilonggo - Palangga ko ikaw
Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu
Inuit - Negligevapse
Irish - Taim i’ ngra leat
Italian - Ti amo
Japanese - Aishiteru
Kannada - Naanu ninna preetisuttene
Kapampangan - Kaluguran daka
Kiswahili - Nakupenda
Konkani - Tu magel moga cho
Korean - Sarang Heyo
Latin - Te amo
Latvian - Es tevi miilu
Lebanese - Bahibak
Lithuanian - Tave myliu
Luxembourgeois - Ech hun dech gäer
Malay - Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta padamu
Malayalam - Njan Ninne Premikunnu
Mandarin Chinese - Wo ai ni
Marathi - Me tula prem karto
Mohawk - Kanbhik
Moroccan - Ana moajaba bik
Nahuatl - Ni mits neki
Navaho - Ayor anosh’ni
Norwegian - Jeg Elsker Deg
Pandacan - Syota na kita!!
Pangasinan - Inaru Taka
Papiamento - Mi ta stimabo
Persian - Doo-set daaram
Pig Latin - Iay ovlay ouyay
Polish - Kocham Ciebie
Portuguese - Eu te amo
Romanian - Te iubesc
Russian - Ya tebya liubliu
Scot Gaelic - Tha gra\dh agam ort
Serbian - Volim te
Setswana - Ke a go rata
Sindhi - Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyan
Sioux - Techihhila
Slovak - Lu`bim ta
Slovenian - Ljubim te
Spanish - Te quiero / Te amo
Swahili - Ninapenda wewe
Swedish - Jag alskar dig
Swiss-German - Ich lieb Di
Surinam - Mi lobi joe
Tagalog - Mahal kita
Taiwanese - Wa ga ei li
Tahitian - Ua Here Vau Ia Oe
Tamil - Nan unnai kathalikaraen
Telugu - Nenu ninnu premistunnanu
Thai - Chan rak khun (to a male)
Thai - Phom rak khun (to a female)
Turkish - Seni Seviyorum
Ukrainian - Ya tebe kahayu
Urdu - mai aap say pyaar karta hoo
Vietnamese - Anh ye^u em (to a female)
Vietnamese - Em ye^u anh (to a male)
Welsh - ‘Rwy’n dy garu di
Yiddish - Ikh hob dikh
Yoruba - Mo ni fe