Robert Lund has done it again. This video montage ia a parody of Nena’s “99 Luftballons” (99 Red Balloons), which I am sure you all know. Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion.
Can you think of any other names for boobs? Or maybe you even have a nickname. Go on, let me in on your secret.
40-ish…………………………49
Adventurous…………………Slept with all your friends
Athletic……………………….No boobs
Average looking……………..Ugly
Beautiful………………………Pathological liar
Contagious Smile…………….Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure…………..On medication
Feminist……………………….Fat
Free spirit……………………..Junkie
Friendship first……………….Former slut
Fun…………………………….Annoying
Gentle…………………………Dull
New Age………………………Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded…………………Desperate
Outgoing………………………Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate……………………Sloppy drunk
Poet……………………………Depressive
Professional…………………..Bitch
Romantic………………………Frigid
Voluptuous……………………Very Fat
Large frame…………………..Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate…………….Stalker
Widow…………………………Murderer
Dick Masterson. What can i say? This guy is outrages - hillarious - funny. You just got to laugh about ‘Dick’s website.
Does he sound a little bitter? But what do I know? I am only a woman after all. Anyway, watch the video and do NOT swear when you hear his ‘respectful’ words towards us lovely, gorgeous, perfect in every way women. ENJOY and have a laugh!
MEN ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
Views: 878,604 at the time of my posting.
And if you REALLY want to know it, here is the link to his book:
Let me know if it mentions WHY he says men are better than women.
Researchers found that people laugh 6 times more when they are with another person and 30 times more when they are in a group. It is unfortunate really that people laugh more in a group setting than with just one other person.
Females laugh 125% more than males. What is the matter with you guys?
In relationships laughter declines noticeably as we age.
Laughter is vital, even more so when a relationship has ‘cooled off’ a little.
Laughter establishes a positive emotional state between couples who enjoy each others company.
But these days there are also married couples who no longer ’make’ their own laughter. Sad but true, they rely on a TV programme to get most of their laughter. Have you ever noticed when you go to a restaurant that it is usually the married couples who are the once not talking to each other.
I am sure that we have all browsed through personal ads before. Well, I have and I have noticed that more than 85% of women look for a partner with a “good sense of humour”. It seems to be on top of the list as an important ‘quality’ to have. SENSE OF HUMOUR!Very desirable!
Laughter is what we need the most
Laughter gives you pleasure
Laughter gives you enjoyable social aspects
Laughter can subdue Anger
Laughter is a stress-reliever
Laughter helps with anxiety
Laughter makes you feel good
Laughter can bring peace
Laughter facilitates intimacy
Laughter plays a big part in ‘mating’
Laughter is the key to life….
Smile and the World smiles with you! Laughter is contagious, you should try it more often