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Nov
08

PRETTY WOMAN TRAILER

Posted by Viola

PRETTY WOMAN TRAILER

Submitted by BD

Is this the ultimate love story?

Pretty Woman — the Trailer. Still a great movie all these years later……

Great Quotes from the movie:

Welcome to Hollywood - everyone who comes to Hollywood has a dream….

I can do anything I want to baby……

Related link:
Richard Gere and Julia Roberts in: Pretty Woman

Oct
25

99 Words For Boobs - What do you call yours?

Posted by Viola

99 Words For Boobs - What do you call yours?

Robert Lund has done it again. This video montage ia a parody of Nena’s “99 Luftballons” (99 Red Balloons), which I am sure you all know. Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion.

Can you think of any other names for boobs? Or maybe you even have a nickname. Go on, let me in on your secret.

99 Words For Boobs

Views: 2,853,643 at the time of my posting.

Click here for the lyrics and more information

Oct
16

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN’S PERSONAL ADS

Posted by Viola

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN’S PERSONAL ADS

Interesting “Dictionary”, don’t you think? ;-)

40-ish…………………………49
Adventurous…………………Slept with all your friends
Athletic……………………….No boobs
Average looking……………..Ugly
Beautiful………………………Pathological liar
Contagious Smile…………….Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure…………..On medication
Feminist……………………….Fat
Free spirit……………………..Junkie
Friendship first……………….Former slut
Fun…………………………….Annoying
Gentle…………………………Dull
New Age………………………Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded…………………Desperate
Outgoing………………………Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate……………………Sloppy drunk
Poet……………………………Depressive
Professional…………………..Bitch
Romantic………………………Frigid
Voluptuous……………………Very Fat
Large frame…………………..Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate…………….Stalker
Widow…………………………Murderer

Sep
27

MEN ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN | Dick Masterson

Posted by Viola

MEN ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN| Dick Masterson

Dick Masterson. What can i say? This guy is outrages - hillarious - funny. You just got to laugh about ‘Dick’s website.

Does he sound a little bitter? But what do I know? I am only a woman after all. ;-) Anyway, watch the video and do NOT swear when you hear his ‘respectful’ words towards us lovely, gorgeous, perfect in every way women. ENJOY and have a laugh!

MEN ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN

Views: 878,604 at the time of my posting.

And if you REALLY want to know it, here is the link to his book:

Let me know if it mentions WHY he says men are better than women. ;-)

You got to read the ABOUT page first before anything else… to me he is funny, he really is a “Pussy Cat”, but it looks as if he is making a quite a few people ‘angry’…

CLICK HERE to check ‘Dick’s’ website: www.menarebetterthanwomen.com

Aug
10

Journey of Love

Posted by Viola

A Journey of Love

Written by TrulySexyPoet

As I lie here, naked, wanting,
Waiting for you to begin.
I can’t conceal my longing,
Hot desires from deep within.

I give to you, my body,
My heart, my mind, my soul.
As we make sweet love together,
And we make each other whole.

You lie down here beside me,
Softly touching scented skin.
As your lips trace little circles,
Moisture trails from where you’ve been.

My breasts heave with the moment,
Nipples reaching for the sky.
As your mouth and tongue caress them,
And my thoughts begin to fly.

You move on down my body,
Your tongue licking as you go.
I anticipate your movements,
As my head swings to and fro.

You settle there between them,
As my legs move open wide.
I feel your breath, I shudder,
As your tongue slides deep inside.

My eyes are closed, but yet can see,
Our destination, clear.
The path we take, we’ve gone before,
As I reach to grab your ears.

From slow, and long, and softly,
To fast, and hard, and firm.
Your tongue beats out a rhythm,
That makes my body squirm.

My wetness tells a story,
Of where my body’s been.
That’s why I love the feeling,
And want to go there once again.

Your fingers move, along my sides,
My breasts are in your hands,
Your tongue extends, my clit exposed,
I succumb to your demands.

You take my rose into your mouth,
I wait for you to start.
And as my pulse pounds wilder still,
You draw my lips apart.

I feel as though my breath won’t come,
I gasp, and sigh, and heave.
But still you won’t release my rose,
Until my climax, I achieve.

My legs are twitching, shaking hard,
I have no self control.
You squeeze my nipples, roll them hard,
Your praises I extol.

Your movements seem to quicken,
As my heart begins to race.
My blood begins to heat up,
Beads of sweat roll down my face.

My body tenses, yearning,
Reaching for that final goal.
As my hips rise high to meet you,
And I finally lose control.

With waves of passion, rolling,
And spasms head to toe.
My legs locked hard around your neck,
I won’t ever let you go.

We collapse, and lie together,
Content, and satisfied.
With the journey now behind us,
With a love that we can’t hide.

We fall asleep exhausted,
Knowing well the game we’ve played.
As I plan our morning after,
When I return the love you made.

Written by TrulySexyPoet

Jul
28

Hearts and Love - What is your favourite one?

Posted by Viola

Hearts and Love - What’s your favourite one?

Submitted by QueenOfHearts

48 hearts in all different colors and patterns

Jul
05

A Night For Lovers

Posted by webmaster

OK, this is in response to the SEX versus LOVE Poem

For the ROMANTICS among you ;-)

Lovers Night

Author: Jeff VerStraete

A special dinner,
That’s what he set out to do.
To show her how special she was,
To show her his love was true.

A candle light dinner,
He made for them to eat.
Looking deep into her eyes,
Their souls did meet.

After they ate dinner,
To the couch they did retire.
Curled up together with a movie,
And the sweet glow of a fire.

So relaxed and content,
A feeling of heavenly bliss.
On the back of her neck,
He placed a sweet soft kiss.

It sent a shiver down her spine,
And she turned and held him tight.
Whispering softly in his ear,
Make love to me all night.

He said I’ll be right back,
As he got up off the couch.
Into his bedroom he went,
Then pulled out a pouch.

He pulled out rose pedals,
And laid them all over the bed.
Hundreds of rose pedals,
White, yellow, pink and red.

Around the room,
Candle after candle he did light.
Making a soft glow in the room,
That flicked in the night.

He went to the couch,
And took her by the hand.
She glowed like the full moon,
As she got off the couch to stand.

He walked behind her down the hall,
With his hands he covered her eyes.
So she couldnt see anything,
Especially the candle and rose pedal surprise.

When they got to the door,
He let her see the surprise.
It took away her breath,
She just couldnt believe her eyes.

He took her by the hand,
And softly kissed her lips.
He pulled her close to him,
And up her arm he ran his fingertips.

The two made love all night,
The two became one.
Desire and passion so hot,
As hot as a noon sun.

The sweat of their bodies,
Glistened in the candle light.
Collapsing in each others arms,
Somewhere in the middle of the night.

They curled up together,
Holding her all so tight.
With the glow of the candles,
As the lovers nightlight.

Laying next to her,
He rubbed her back with his hand.
Just laying there looking at her,
As she drifted off to dream land.

He woke her the next morning,
With coffee for her in his hand.
His beautiful sweet lover,
The Princess of his land.

Jun
27

Laughter AND a Good Sense of Humour!

Posted by Viola

Laughter AND a Good Sense of Humour!

Researchers found that people laugh 6 times more when they are with another person and 30 times more when they are in a group. It is unfortunate really that people laugh more in a group setting than with just one other person.

Females laugh 125% more than males. What is the matter with you guys?

In relationships laughter declines noticeably as we age.

Laughter is vital, even more so when a relationship has ‘cooled off’ a little.

Laughter establishes a positive emotional state between couples who enjoy each others company.

But these days there are also married couples who no longer ’make’ their own laughter. Sad but true, they rely on a TV programme to get most of their laughter. Have you ever noticed when you go to a restaurant that it is usually the married couples who are the once not talking to each other.

I am sure that we have all browsed through personal ads before. Well, I have and I have noticed that more than 85% of women look for a partner with a “good sense of humour”. It seems to be on top of the list as an important ‘quality’ to have. SENSE OF HUMOUR! Very desirable!

Laughter is what we need the most
Laughter gives you pleasure
Laughter gives you enjoyable social aspects
Laughter can subdue Anger
Laughter is a stress-reliever
Laughter helps with anxiety
Laughter makes you feel good
Laughter can bring peace
Laughter facilitates intimacy
Laughter plays a big part in ‘mating’

Laughter is the key to life….

Smile and the World smiles with you! Laughter is contagious, you should try it more often ;-)

Rainbow Smiley

To listen to what they have to say, click on the link: Laughing for the HEALTH of it

Jun
01

Kylie Minogue | Banned Lingerie Commercial

Posted by Viola

Kylie Minogue | Banned Lingerie Commercial

This is a posting for the few who may ‘claim’ they have not seen this “Agent Provocateur” lingerie commercial before. Apparently it is banned. I don’t see why? Personally I find it very sexy.

I just have one question… the men in the audience can’t stand up… hmmm? Were they bored and gone to sleep??

Kylie Minogue | Banned Lingerie Commercial

May
22

Say I LOVE YOU in any language

Posted by Viola

Say I LOVE YOU in any language

Here is a list of how to say “I Love You” in different languages. Of course, there must be more ways, so feel free to add to the list.

Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief
Albanian - Te dua
Arabic - Ana behibak (to a male)
Arabic - Ana behibek (to a female)
Armenian - Yes kez sirumen
Bambara - M’bi fe
Bangla - Aamee tuma ke bhalo aashi
Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu
Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo
Bulgarian - Obicham te
Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah
Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a
Catalan - T’estimo
Cherokee - Tsi ge yu i
Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse
Chichewa - Ndimakukonda
Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to a male)
Creol - Mi aime jou
Croatian - Volim te
Czech - Miluji te
Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig
Dutch - Ik hou van jou
English - I love you
Esperanto - Mi amas vin
Estonian - Ma armastan sind
Ethiopian - Afgreki’
Faroese - Eg elski teg
Farsi - Doset daram
Filipino - Mahal kita
Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua
French - Je t’aime, Je t’adore
Frisian - Ik hâld fan dy
Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort
Georgian - Mikvarhar
German - Ich liebe dich
Greek - S’agapo
Gujarati - Hoo thunay prem karoo choo
Hiligaynon - Palangga ko ikaw
Hawaiian - Aloha Au Ia`oe
Hebrew - Ani ohev otah (to a female)
Hebrew - Ani ohev et otha (to a male)
Hiligaynon - Guina higugma ko ikaw
Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae
Hmong - Kuv hlub koj
Hopi - Nu’ umi unangwa’ta
Hungarian - Szeretlek
Icelandic - Eg elska tig
Ilonggo - Palangga ko ikaw
Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu
Inuit - Negligevapse
Irish - Taim i’ ngra leat
Italian - Ti amo
Japanese - Aishiteru
Kannada - Naanu ninna preetisuttene
Kapampangan - Kaluguran daka
Kiswahili - Nakupenda
Konkani - Tu magel moga cho
Korean - Sarang Heyo
Latin - Te amo
Latvian - Es tevi miilu
Lebanese - Bahibak
Lithuanian - Tave myliu
Luxembourgeois - Ech hun dech gäer
Malay - Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta padamu
Malayalam - Njan Ninne Premikunnu
Mandarin Chinese - Wo ai ni
Marathi - Me tula prem karto
Mohawk - Kanbhik
Moroccan - Ana moajaba bik
Nahuatl - Ni mits neki
Navaho - Ayor anosh’ni
Norwegian - Jeg Elsker Deg
Pandacan - Syota na kita!!
Pangasinan - Inaru Taka
Papiamento - Mi ta stimabo
Persian - Doo-set daaram
Pig Latin - Iay ovlay ouyay
Polish - Kocham Ciebie
Portuguese - Eu te amo
Romanian - Te iubesc
Russian - Ya tebya liubliu
Scot Gaelic - Tha gra\dh agam ort
Serbian - Volim te
Setswana - Ke a go rata
Sindhi - Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyan
Sioux - Techihhila
Slovak - Lu`bim ta
Slovenian - Ljubim te
Spanish - Te quiero / Te amo
Swahili - Ninapenda wewe
Swedish - Jag alskar dig
Swiss-German - Ich lieb Di
Surinam - Mi lobi joe
Tagalog - Mahal kita
Taiwanese - Wa ga ei li
Tahitian - Ua Here Vau Ia Oe
Tamil - Nan unnai kathalikaraen
Telugu - Nenu ninnu premistunnanu
Thai - Chan rak khun (to a male)
Thai - Phom rak khun (to a female)
Turkish - Seni Seviyorum
Ukrainian - Ya tebe kahayu
Urdu - mai aap say pyaar karta hoo
Vietnamese - Anh ye^u em (to a female)
Vietnamese - Em ye^u anh (to a male)
Welsh - ‘Rwy’n dy garu di
Yiddish - Ikh hob dikh
Yoruba - Mo ni fe

Have I left any out? Can you think of any more?