40-ish…………………………49
Adventurous…………………Slept with all your friends
Athletic……………………….No boobs
Average looking……………..Ugly
Beautiful………………………Pathological liar
Contagious Smile…………….Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure…………..On medication
Feminist……………………….Fat
Free spirit……………………..Junkie
Friendship first……………….Former slut
Fun…………………………….Annoying
Gentle…………………………Dull
New Age………………………Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded…………………Desperate
Outgoing………………………Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate……………………Sloppy drunk
Poet……………………………Depressive
Professional…………………..Bitch
Romantic………………………Frigid
Voluptuous……………………Very Fat
Large frame…………………..Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate…………….Stalker
Widow…………………………Murderer
Dick Masterson. What can i say? This guy is outrages – hillarious – funny. You just got to laugh about ‘Dick’s website.
Does he sound a little bitter? But what do I know? I am only a woman after all. Anyway, watch the video and do NOT swear when you hear his ‘respectful’ words towards us lovely, gorgeous, perfect in every way women. ENJOY and have a laugh!
MEN ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
Views: 878,604 at the time of my posting.
And if you REALLY want to know it, here is the link to his book:
Let me know if it mentions WHY he says men are better than women.
Researchers found that people laugh 6 times more when they are with another person and 30 times more when they are in a group. It is unfortunate really that people laugh more in a group setting than with just one other person.
Females laugh 125% more than males. What is the matter with you guys?
In relationships laughter declines noticeably as we age.
Laughter is vital, even more so when a relationship has ‘cooled off’ a little.
Laughter establishes a positive emotional state between couples who enjoy each others company.
But these days there are also married couples who no longer ’make’ their own laughter. Sad but true, they rely on a TV programme to get most of their laughter. Have you ever noticed when you go to a restaurant that it is usually the married couples who are the once not talking to each other.
I am sure that we have all browsed through personal ads before. Well, I have and I have noticed that more than 85% of women look for a partner with a “good sense of humour”. It seems to be on top of the list as an important ‘quality’ to have. SENSE OF HUMOUR!Very desirable!
Laughter is what we need the most
Laughter gives you pleasure
Laughter gives you enjoyable social aspects
Laughter can subdue Anger
Laughter is a stress-reliever
Laughter helps with anxiety
Laughter makes you feel good
Laughter can bring peace
Laughter facilitates intimacy
Laughter plays a big part in ‘mating’
Laughter is the key to life….
Smile and the World smiles with you! Laughter is contagious, you should try it more often
This is a posting for the few who may ‘claim’ they have not seen this “Agent Provocateur” lingerie commercial before. Apparently it is banned. I don’t see why? Personally I find it very sexy.
I just have one question… the men in the audience can’t stand up… hmmm? Were they bored and gone to sleep??
Here is a list of how to say “I Love You” in different languages. Of course, there must be more ways, so feel free to add to the list.
Afrikaans – Ek het jou lief
Albanian – Te dua
Arabic – Ana behibak (to a male)
Arabic – Ana behibek (to a female)
Armenian – Yes kez sirumen
Bambara – M’bi fe
Bangla – Aamee tuma ke bhalo aashi
Belarusian – Ya tabe kahayu
Bisaya – Nahigugma ako kanimo
Bulgarian – Obicham te
Cambodian – Soro lahn nhee ah
Cantonese Chinese – Ngo oiy ney a
Catalan – T’estimo
Cherokee – Tsi ge yu i
Cheyenne – Ne mohotatse
Chichewa – Ndimakukonda
Corsican – Ti tengu caru (to a male)
Creol – Mi aime jou
Croatian – Volim te
Czech – Miluji te
Danish – Jeg Elsker Dig
Dutch – Ik hou van jou
English – I love you
Esperanto – Mi amas vin
Estonian – Ma armastan sind
Ethiopian – Afgreki’
Faroese – Eg elski teg
Farsi – Doset daram
Filipino – Mahal kita
Finnish – Mina rakastan sinua
French – Je t’aime, Je t’adore
Frisian – Ik hâld fan dy
Gaelic – Ta gra agam ort
Georgian – Mikvarhar
German – Ich liebe dich
Greek – S’agapo
Gujarati – Hoo thunay prem karoo choo
Hiligaynon – Palangga ko ikaw
Hawaiian – Aloha Au Ia`oe
Hebrew – Ani ohev otah (to a female)
Hebrew – Ani ohev et otha (to a male)
Hiligaynon – Guina higugma ko ikaw
Hindi – Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae
Hmong – Kuv hlub koj
Hopi – Nu’ umi unangwa’ta
Hungarian – Szeretlek
Icelandic – Eg elska tig
Ilonggo – Palangga ko ikaw
Indonesian – Saya cinta padamu
Inuit – Negligevapse
Irish – Taim i’ ngra leat
Italian – Ti amo
Japanese – Aishiteru
Kannada – Naanu ninna preetisuttene
Kapampangan – Kaluguran daka
Kiswahili – Nakupenda
Konkani – Tu magel moga cho
Korean – Sarang Heyo
Latin – Te amo
Latvian – Es tevi miilu
Lebanese – Bahibak
Lithuanian – Tave myliu
Luxembourgeois – Ech hun dech gäer
Malay – Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta padamu
Malayalam – Njan Ninne Premikunnu
Mandarin Chinese – Wo ai ni
Marathi – Me tula prem karto
Mohawk – Kanbhik
Moroccan – Ana moajaba bik
Nahuatl – Ni mits neki
Navaho – Ayor anosh’ni
Norwegian – Jeg Elsker Deg
Pandacan – Syota na kita!!
Pangasinan – Inaru Taka
Papiamento – Mi ta stimabo
Persian – Doo-set daaram
Pig Latin – Iay ovlay ouyay
Polish – Kocham Ciebie
Portuguese – Eu te amo
Romanian – Te iubesc
Russian – Ya tebya liubliu
Scot Gaelic – Tha gra\dh agam ort
Serbian – Volim te
Setswana – Ke a go rata
Sindhi – Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyan
Sioux – Techihhila
Slovak – Lu`bim ta
Slovenian – Ljubim te
Spanish – Te quiero / Te amo
Swahili – Ninapenda wewe
Swedish – Jag alskar dig
Swiss-German – Ich lieb Di
Surinam – Mi lobi joe
Tagalog – Mahal kita
Taiwanese – Wa ga ei li
Tahitian – Ua Here Vau Ia Oe
Tamil – Nan unnai kathalikaraen
Telugu – Nenu ninnu premistunnanu
Thai – Chan rak khun (to a male)
Thai – Phom rak khun (to a female)
Turkish – Seni Seviyorum
Ukrainian – Ya tebe kahayu
Urdu – mai aap say pyaar karta hoo
Vietnamese – Anh ye^u em (to a female)
Vietnamese – Em ye^u anh (to a male)
Welsh – ‘Rwy’n dy garu di
Yiddish – Ikh hob dikh
Yoruba – Mo ni fe
Deep inside, at our innermost core, we are all aware that we are love itself. We all have an amazing capacity to love, we are the source of love. Our minds may give us a million reasons and deny the fact, but remember, you are not your mind. Out from the core of our being emanate the most powerful, the most awesome and divine loving vibration. But sometimes this is hard to understand as we are stuck with some old feelings and also negative thinking patterns which we may have learned from others.
Try to imagine that you are taking out all the negative from inside yourself, the negative that surrounds your heart. We all carry around judgement. Grab the heaviness… the guilt… the shame… and let go of it all! Send it back to where it came from in the first place. Throw it all deeply into the ground and let Mother Earth ‘recycle’ it for you, where it is consumed with love. Open up to love and your heart will open wider. Practise this every day and you will soon notice a change in your every day thinking and in your every day life. You can focus this warm, beautiful, loving feeling into the people who touch your life and become a bigger channel of love for others. Our hearts are beaming with golden-white light and we ARE the infinite supply of love.
Become aware of how good it feels to love. The more you do that, the more you open up for more love for yourself. Let go of how you think and enjoy the feelings that flow through you and watch your whole life shift and transform.
There are no real “ground rules” or norms when it comes to having a massage in a medical setting. Usually the massage therapist will leave the room so that you can (in your own time) remove your clothing before you lie on the massage table under the top sheet (normally face down). There is no need for you to rush or worry that your therapist walks in on you, as he/she will always knock and ask if you are ready before coming into the room.
There is of course the question whether to take off your underwear during a massage? It is up to you. Many people keep their knickers/briefs/panties on. Some prefer to be completely nude. Sometimes tight-fitting underwear gets in the way of massage work, especially if your problem areas are your lower back, hips, buttocks, or groin. A thong for women or briefs for men should do the trick.
In some countries such as North America, a licensed massage therapists must make sure that you are always properly covered by a sheet or towel if you do remove all of your clothes and ONLY the area which is being massaged will be uncovered.
About tipping, I have asked some massage therapists and also associations/boards, but they said tipping isn’t appropriate in a medical or clinical setting. There is no reason though why you can’t show your appreciation by referring friends, family or even work colleagues. It would be different if you get a massage at a spa or maybe a hotel. If you were pleased and like to tip, a 15-20% tip is the going rate, but than after all, it is up to you.
You do not have to make conversation with the massage therapist. Some people prefer to talk throughout the massage though. It is up to you. I think it is best to shut up, close your eyes, enjoy! That’s what most people do and it is the most relaxing. You’re having a treatment after all and you’re not at a cocktail party!
But, be sure to say
If the room is too hot or too cold
Should you experience pain for some reason
Or if you have any questions related to the massage
And of course, if there’s anything you forgot to mention during the consultation, don’t hesitate to be open about it. There is also no reason why you should experience pain during your massage. It is a myth that it is only effective when you experience pain. A lot of the most effective types of massage therapies are gentle. They don’t even involve deep pressure. In fact, too much pressure can be the cause for muscles to seize up.
So what if you are self-conscious about a particular part of your body? That happens and people are self-conscious for different reasons.
Some of the most common reasons are:
Weight issues – overweight
Excessive hair growth on the body
Acne – spots – skin conditions
Feet – I found that a lot of people have issues with their feet
People also seem to have issues with scars
We are all a little self-conscious at times, but I think it should never stop you from seeking health care. Be it visiting doctors or seeing an alternative practitioner. Still, you can always ask the therapist to avoid a particular area, if you are bothered by it. Or how about choosing a therapy where the treatment is done without the use of oils or lotions, where you remain fully dressed such as shiatsu or Tai massage?
We are all different, have our preferences. Some men don’t feel comfortable being massaged by a male therapist. Some of the reasons may be outdated social media or maybe even of fear of getting an erection during the massage. By touch anywhere on the body, the parasympathetic nervous system is stimulated and activated, therefore erection is a normal, common physiological response that happens. Nothing really to worry about!
How about women? Some prefer female massage therapists as they say they feel more comfortable. I have had massages of male and female massage therapists and thought about it and personally I don’t really have a preference. I think it is the mood I am in when I receive massages that make the difference in therapists.
It’s a bit disappointing that so many have preconceptions, as unfortunately men who decide for a massage profession are often not prepared for the discrimination they face when clients request female over male therapists, clinics and spas stop employing them, and it does not matter how skilled they are.
Personal thought:
How about challenging your preconceptions by asking to meet the therapist before booking an appointment?