I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend
and I had been dating for over a year, and so we
decided to get married. There was only one
little thing bothering me…It was her beautiful
younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She
would regularly bend down when she was near
me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to
be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was
near anyone else.
One day her ‘little’ sister called and asked me to
come over to check the wedding invitations. She was
alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she
had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once
before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word.
She said, ‘I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if
you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.’
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go
up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned
and made a beeline straight to the front door. I
opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing
outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
said, ‘We are very happy that you have passed our
little test. We couldn’t ask for a better
man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.’
40-ish…………………………49
Adventurous…………………Slept with all your friends
Athletic……………………….No boobs
Average looking……………..Ugly
Beautiful………………………Pathological liar
Contagious Smile…………….Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure…………..On medication
Feminist……………………….Fat
Free spirit……………………..Junkie
Friendship first……………….Former slut
Fun…………………………….Annoying
Gentle…………………………Dull
New Age………………………Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded…………………Desperate
Outgoing………………………Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate……………………Sloppy drunk
Poet……………………………Depressive
Professional…………………..Bitch
Romantic………………………Frigid
Voluptuous……………………Very Fat
Large frame…………………..Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate…………….Stalker
Widow…………………………Murderer
Remember this song? I found myself humming it the other day and couldn’t get it out of my head, so I ‘tracked’ it down and here it is… kind of makes you miss the 90’s - don’t you think?
Dick Masterson. What can i say? This guy is outrages - hillarious - funny. You just got to laugh about ‘Dick’s website.
Does he sound a little bitter? But what do I know? I am only a woman after all. Anyway, watch the video and do NOT swear when you hear his ‘respectful’ words towards us lovely, gorgeous, perfect in every way women. ENJOY and have a laugh!
MEN ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
Views: 878,604 at the time of my posting.
And if you REALLY want to know it, here is the link to his book:
Let me know if it mentions WHY he says men are better than women.
I want to have sex with my best couple friends. I love them both and don’t want anyone to get hurt. What shall I do? Should I really act on my threesome curiosity?
Of course, the most important would be the communication and the honesty. Boundaries have to be talked about. What kind of activities would be accepted and of course not be accepted. And what and how will everyone feel AFTER the ‘event’ and the relationship. There may also be the issue about wanting to do it ‘again’. How would you handle this?
No-Strings Attached | The grass is always greener on the other side
Submitted by Katy Burns
It’s shocking, nut more than half of all married British men have or have had no-strings attached sex.
Hard to believe, but thousands of cheating spouses have signed up to websites like www.maritalaffair.co.uk or www.illicitencounters.com which make it easier than ever to arrange “extra-marital sex” activities in secret.
The Sun reporter Laura Stott went undercover to reveal the “dirty” world of husbands and to expose the many stories, the many lies they tell their wives.
Men feel trapped in their marriages, that’s why they are looking for affairs, for no-strings attached sex and oddly enough, some men enjoy sex especially with other married women knowing that their wives are busy enjoying family weekends a survey revealed.
“To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you’re getting this down.”
