THE WEDDING TEST

THE WEDDING TEST

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend
and I had been dating for over a year, and so we
decided to get married. There was only one
little thing bothering me…It was her beautiful
younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She
would regularly bend down when she was near
me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to
be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was
near anyone else.

One day her ‘little’ sister called and asked me to
come over to check the wedding invitations. She was
alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she
had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once
before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word.

She said, ‘I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if
you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.’
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go
up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned
and made a beeline straight to the front door. I
opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing
outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
said, ‘We are very happy that you have passed our
little test. We couldn’t ask for a better
man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.’

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.

Should I Act On My Threesome Fantasy?

Should I Act On My Threesome Fantasy?

Posted by Viola Woolcott

I want to have sex with my best couple friends. I love them both and don’t want anyone to get hurt. What shall I do? Should I really act on my threesome curiosity?

Of course, the most important would be the communication and the honesty. Boundaries have to be talked about. What kind of activities would be accepted and of course not be accepted. And what and how will everyone feel AFTER the ‘event’ and the relationship. There may also be the issue about wanting to do it ‘again’. How would you handle this?

Should I Act On My Threesome Fantasy?

Related website link:
Swingers & Threesomes

Zärtlichkeit und Leidenschaft | George Burns

Zärtlichkeit und Leidenschaft | George Burns

Weißt Du, was es bedeutet, nach Hause zu kommen, zu einer Frau, die Dich liebt, die zärtlich zu Dir ist und auch leidenschaftlich?

Es bedeutet: du bist in einer fremden Wohnung gelandet!

~ George Burns

No-Strings Attached | The grass is always greener on the other side

No-Strings Attached | The grass is always greener on the other side

Submitted by Katy Burns

It’s shocking, nut more than half of all married British men have or have had no-strings attached sex.

Hard to believe, but thousands of cheating spouses have signed up to websites like www.maritalaffair.co.uk or www.illicitencounters.com which make it easier than ever to arrange “extra-marital sex” activities in secret.

The Sun reporter Laura Stott went undercover to reveal the “dirty” world of husbands and to expose the many stories, the many lies they tell their wives.

Men feel trapped in their marriages, that’s why they are looking for affairs, for no-strings attached sex and oddly enough, some men enjoy sex especially with other married women knowing that their wives are busy enjoying family weekends a survey revealed.

The F Word

The F Word

Not really a word I use much (IF at all), but thought it is quite a ‘funny’ animated video.

Journey of Love

A Journey of Love

Written by TrulySexyPoet

As I lie here, naked, wanting,
Waiting for you to begin.
I can’t conceal my longing,
Hot desires from deep within.

I give to you, my body,
My heart, my mind, my soul.
As we make sweet love together,
And we make each other whole.

You lie down here beside me,
Softly touching scented skin.
As your lips trace little circles,
Moisture trails from where you’ve been.

My breasts heave with the moment,
Nipples reaching for the sky.
As your mouth and tongue caress them,
And my thoughts begin to fly.

You move on down my body,
Your tongue licking as you go.
I anticipate your movements,
As my head swings to and fro.

You settle there between them,
As my legs move open wide.
I feel your breath, I shudder,
As your tongue slides deep inside.

My eyes are closed, but yet can see,
Our destination, clear.
The path we take, we’ve gone before,
As I reach to grab your ears.

From slow, and long, and softly,
To fast, and hard, and firm.
Your tongue beats out a rhythm,
That makes my body squirm.

My wetness tells a story,
Of where my body’s been.
That’s why I love the feeling,
And want to go there once again.

Your fingers move, along my sides,
My breasts are in your hands,
Your tongue extends, my clit exposed,
I succumb to your demands.

You take my rose into your mouth,
I wait for you to start.
And as my pulse pounds wilder still,
You draw my lips apart.

I feel as though my breath won’t come,
I gasp, and sigh, and heave.
But still you won’t release my rose,
Until my climax, I achieve.

My legs are twitching, shaking hard,
I have no self control.
You squeeze my nipples, roll them hard,
Your praises I extol.

Your movements seem to quicken,
As my heart begins to race.
My blood begins to heat up,
Beads of sweat roll down my face.

My body tenses, yearning,
Reaching for that final goal.
As my hips rise high to meet you,
And I finally lose control.

With waves of passion, rolling,
And spasms head to toe.
My legs locked hard around your neck,
I won’t ever let you go.

We collapse, and lie together,
Content, and satisfied.
With the journey now behind us,
With a love that we can’t hide.

We fall asleep exhausted,
Knowing well the game we’ve played.
As I plan our morning after,
When I return the love you made.

Written by TrulySexyPoet

Love – An Emotional Roller Coaster

Love – An Emotional Roller Coaster

Submitted by Jack

Your first love. Did you feel the nervousness? Being overwhelmed with the desire to spend every single second with that person. Constant nagging doubts that the bubble would burst and end any minute?

Do you remember the exact moment when you were holding hands? Kissed? … Touched? … and who knows, possibly made love?

Do you remember that time?

Are you sure? You don’t? ? To be honest, I don’t really remember it either.

Lets be serious for a minute. The first moment, the first blush of love is not like anything else you experience in life. Well, of course, I am not denying that there is always bungee jumping, white water rafting, sky diving and maybe for some even swimming with sharks.

To me, when you are in love, you see the world through totally different eyes. You care for someone more than you care for yourself. You feel complete. You never want to be with anyone else except for the one you feel this overwhelming hot desire.

Lets face it. I am sure that most would love to have just one love for their entire life. Some like one to many, where others love with getting nothing in return. And than there are those who are lonely all of their lives and they may find comfort in doing something else.

Love is like an emotional roller coaster and whatever circumstances you find yourself in, it is YOU who’s in the front car.

When love ‘turns up’, it can do that in many ways and you never know when the love arrow hits you straight in your heart.

Love can knock on your door at any age. At any time. At any place. Love can leave you breathless.

If you have a love in your life, be nice to them. Be kind to them. There are many ways to show your love. Show them how much you love them in your own special way.

For the once who are without love. Do not be discouraged. Love seldom comes to you, so seek it out, find it.

Wie lange brauchst Du?

Wie lange brauchst Du?

Nach einer Studie benötigen Männer durchschnittlich zwei Minuten für Sex, aber sieben Minuten, um anschließend einzuschlafen – sehr gefährlich, denn gerade dann sind die meisten auf dem Heimweg.

~ Jay Leno

“Ooh Girl!” – An Honest R&B Song

“Ooh Girl!” – An Honest R&B Song

REAL R&B Seduction

Now this is funny – make sure you turn the volume I up!

Mike Polk brings an honest take on R&B seduction.

“Ooh Girl!” – An Honest R&B Song

NOW REMEMBER:
You can have 7 minutes if you don’t move around to much – or otherwise you probably only get 4 minutes…

Hearts and Love – What is your favourite one?

Hearts and Love – What’s your favourite one?

Submitted by QueenOfHearts