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Woody Allen Sex Quotes
Posted by webmasterWoody Allen Sexy Quotes
“Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.”
“Hey, don’t knock masturbation, it’s sex with someone I love.”
“I have an intense desire to return to the womb. Anybody’s.”
“I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.”
“Is sex dirty? Only if it’s done right.”
“Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some good questions.”
“My brain! It’s my second favorite organ!”
“Sex and death. Two things that come once in a lifetime. But at least after death you’re not nauseous.”
“Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it’s a pretty good empty experience.”
Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship
(Sharon Stone)
Sadly there are a lot out there who do.
How about this one:
I know love and lust don’t always keep the same company. (Stephenie Meyer)
OR
“It is better to be unfaithful than to be faithful without wanting to be.”
Brigitte Bardot
Sorry for being so blunt, but it sounds like that either way you aren’t faithful. Not even to yourself.
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“The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.”
“Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.”
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I agree with this one too:
“Is not a kiss the very autograph of love?”
~ Henry Finck
Bette Midler got it all summed up - “If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?”
Good old George, we don’t only share the same name, we also think alike
“If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter.”
-George Carlin
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